Miley Cyrus smokes "way too much weed"

Just when we thought Miley Cyrus was on the straight-and-narrow, here comes a new rumor about her love of marijuana — and it's coming directly from the superstar's mouth!

Cyrus was celebrating her 19th birthday at the Roosevelt Hotel with her family and friends — including Billy Ray Cyrus, Kelly Osbourne and Victoria Justice — when she took to the microphone.

"You know you're a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much [expletive] weed," she joked in the video, obtained by The Daily. The cake reportedly included a graphic of the late singer's face.

"I thought salvia was your problem, man?" joked Osbourne, referring to another video that caught the actress and singer taking hits from a bong. She later claimed it was the legal substance,  salvia.

She's apparently not quiet about her love of the green stuff these days. "Everyone in the room knows she's a pothead," a source said.

However, Osbourne took to Twitter to blast the so-called friend that leaked the video to the iPad-only newspaper.

"[L]et me make something very clear after @MileyCyrus salvia incident we started calling her bob miley as a JOKE! the cake was also A JOKE!" she tweeted. "[I]t makes me sick that @MileyCyrus so called 'friends' would sell her out and lead people 2 believe she is someone that she is not!"

Justin Bieber's supposed baby mama is MIA after DNA test

Forget Carmen Sandiego, where in the world is Mariah Yeater?! The gossip circuit is abuzz with whispers that Justin Bieber's "maybe baby mama" has mysteriously dropped off the radar just days after the teen heartthrob did his best impersonation of a Maury guest and submitted his DNA for a paternity test.

Yeater, a 20-year-old single mom from San Francisco, thrust herself into the national spotlight (and the crosshairs of Beliebers) earlier this fall. In an exclusive interview with Star last month, the blonde claimed to have bedded Biebs during a 30-second romp that followed his performance at the Staples Center in October 2010. As Mariah tells it, the brief (emphasis on this) encounter left her pregnant.

She gave birth to a son, Tristyn Yeater, in July and almost immediately fingered Justin as the father. Bieber, on the other hand, has consistently denied the paternity claims and now he's taken the steps to clear his name. The "Baby" crooner had his cheeks swabbed for DNA at an undisclosed testing facility in New Jersey last Friday, according to Radar Online.

"It's an extremely reputable facility, and there are surveillance cameras everywhere to ensure tests are done with complete integrity. Justin's test should be completed by the end of the week. It's time for Mariah to put up or shut up, and submit the baby to a test," an informant tells the site.
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Bieber has vowed to sue Mariah and her attorneys once the DNA proves he's not a teenage dad. Ah, which brings us to the most recent curveball. Now that it's time for Mariah to produce baby Tristyn for a round of genetic testing, the tattooed and heavily-pierced bane of JB's existence is officially nowhere to be found.

The newly-assembled legal team representing the usually press-friendly young woman have also flown the coop. Yeater's disappearance has left the Bieber camp biding its time until it can clear the pop titan's good name and sue the pants off Mariah for "abuse of legal process." As if they'd have to sue her to get her pants off! If you've been keeping up with your celebrity dish, you'll recall that Mariah appeared to have prematurely ousted herself as a big fat faker last week. She was caught sending texts which asked friends to "erase all messages" where she mentions that baby Tristyn isn't Bieber's.

Interesting.

Loose-lipped informants close to the case doubt Mariah will ever provide the sought-after DNA, after all, doing so would not only invite a hefty lawsuit from Justin, but also potential legal prosecution from the Los Angeles Police Department. No reports have been filed, but a rep from the LAPD says Yeater could face statutory rape charges just based on the published reports about her alleged liaison with Bieber. Under California law, having sex with a minor when you're less than three years older than the victim is a misdemeanor, which carries up to a one-year jail sentence.

Kendall Jenner's super Sweet 16 gift

 

Kendall Jenner surely had a Sweet 16 birthday bash to remember — the up-and-coming model got a brand new 2012 black Range Rover as a gift from her family. Reports say the vehicle that Jenner received is worth $90,000.

Kendall spent Saturday evening with her closest friends and family partying at her Sweet 16 birthday bash, which was held at the Andaz Hotel in Hollywood, where Rapper Tyga performed for the birthday girl and her guests.

"Kendall was thrilled and jumped right in the car with friends," an insider told Us Weekly. "She spent about fifteen minutes in there checking everything out, oohing and aahing over the car. She was in the driver's seat and her friends were crowding around her inside the car."

Her sister Khloe Kardashian and hubby Lamar Odom were in good spirits for the soiree. Kardashian, 27, reportedly told her kid sister's friends, "Let's go party! That's the only wasted you can get — chocolate wasted!"

Even though she still can't smile for the cameras, Kim Kardashian also made it to the party despite missing out on the family festivities last week for her mother Kris Jenner's and brother-in-law Odom's birthday celebrations.  The reality TV celebrity and budding actress was reportedly in Minnesota trying to work things out with her soon-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries.

Jenner was planning to get a tattoo -- with her parents' permission -- when she turned 16 on Nov. 3, but decided not to at the last minute. Tattoo artist Mario Barth told Us Weekly that while Jenner "loved the design" he came up with, she wasn't 100 percent sure and decided to wait.

We're sure the Range Rover will make her forget about getting inked for now.

Lindsay Lohan nude in Playboy: "Classy" says Hef

Lindsay Lohan clashed with Hugh Hefner over the direction of her upcoming Playboy spread, but it looks like Hefner won in the end. The New York Post cites sources familiar with the photo shoot who claim Lohan wanted a fashion-edge while Hef wanted, well, a naked one. The New York Post's Page Six reports, "He felt the initial shots looked too much like a Kate Moss-inspired fashion story -- Lindsay's choice -- where he wanted more of a classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel."

Hugh Hefner told The Insider, "It's a classic tribute by the original Tom Kelly pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate in the very first issue of Playboy.  When asked if Lohan appears fully nude, he confirms, "Oh yes. And it's classy, very classy."

Playboy confirmed to Fox News that Lindsay Lohan's naked debut will hit newsstands in December as their January/February issue. The shoot was extended after Lohan's initial shots did not meet Hefner's expectations. This became a complicated situation given Lohan's court dates and desire to keep control of the spread. The New York Post explains, "Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists, who, sources said, gave their two cents about what was considered 'nude' and what was not."

It's been an odd month for Lohan so far. She was sentenced to 30 days in jail on Nov. 2 and reported for her sentence on the evening of Nov. 6. Just a few hours later, Lindsay was released due to overcrowding.  The troubled actress has had difficulty landing work given her legal troubles, so hopefully Lohan's $1 million Playboy payout can keep up with her likely substantial lawyer's fees.

Kate Gosselin: Nursing is my backup plan

Kate Gosselin wants to be a star -- not a nurse -- and she hopes to achieve that goal by getting back into the medium that made her

famous to begin with -- reality television.

Kate Gosselin made a special appearance on The View on Monday to discuss her future plans now that her show, Kate Plus 8, has been

canceled by the network that helped make her a household name, TLC.

There have been rumors circulating that Gosselin is returning to her former roots as a nurse, but according to her, that is not the

case. She said, "It was always my backup plan, but one day you realize your backup plan won't work to provide for eight kids."

As far as the cancellation of her show is concerned, she said, "Obviously as an adult I'm paying attention to ratings. It was still

a shock to hear it and sit the kids down for our first ever family meeting."

Gosselin also said on the talk show that she is hoping to land a television deal for the family in order to create further

opportunities for her children, 10-year-old twins Mady and Cara, and her 7-year-old sextuplets Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah

and Joel.

When asked about her ex, Jon Gosselin's comments about being happy that his children are no longer on television, Gosselin

responded, "I don't typically comment on what he has to say. His opinions don't affect me."

Gosselin might want to reconsider that last statement considering he is the father of her eight children and the one working while

she's currently unemployed. And with all the negative publicity surrounding Gosselin in the recent past, we can't help but wonder

if she does happen to get a new reality show, will anyone even watch?